My Wife Cares Not for My Feelings

Lo, on this day of Valentine When throngs of lovers overspend on plant-based products from Colombia Which sadly are not coffee and thus have no real value to humans I pay homage to my Spouse But not in the way in which she would prefer Because she cares not for my feelings For if she […]

My wife is a lazy liar

It’s the last day of school for my lazy, lying wife. She says teachers still have to go to work, but that can’t be right. Teachers only work when the kids are at school. I wish she would come clean and admit she is not really a teacher.  School starts around 9:00 and dismisses at 3:45. […]